The moment you have been striving for. You are in my bathroom. My divine ass dominates your world. There is nothing but my gorgeous pussy and anus in your line of sight. This is what it feels like to be not in a bathroom, but to be a bathroom.
You see nothing but my anus and hear nothing but my voice. You hear the words a bathroom hears. Lick my ass, deeper, drink my piss. I am on my period so you receive the pink piss from my sacred womanhood. Then I tell you to open your mouth and keep it open. You know why. You see your food come out in a steady stream. Then, just as if you were actually experiencing the honor of being my bathroom, I linger for the time it takes for you to thoroughly clean my ass. You will spend minutes gazing in ecstasy at the heavenly orifice while you play with your tiny dick and listen to me tell you what you are, a pervert, a pig, a loser.
Finally, in my boundless mercy, I decide to let you cum. I give you a countdown. Make sure you obey my orders for they are the law of your soul whether I am physically present or not. Of course I order you to eat your cum once you have finished. Whatever is disgusting goes in your mouth from now on, TOILET.