I have a deep affinity for anal sex, always seeking new objects to pleasure myself with. This time, I discovered a zucchini that was just the right size, and it slipped into my anus with ease. I then used it to penetrate myself, creating an incredibly satisfying experience. However, I sensed the need to defecate soon, so I switched to a more familiar strap-on. This tool helped me relieve myself and squirt, adding to the fun of my morning ritual. I truly enjoy these humorous and intimate moments.