Ah, what to do with this struggling student, here at Pain School? I suppose it’s time for a stern lesson in discipline – a hard caning on the posterior! I shall administer 100 strokes, leaving him unable to sit comfortably for several days. He will be counting each stroke aloud, a constant reminder of his submission. As for mercy, he shouldn’t expect any – if he stumbles, we’ll simply start the count again from the beginning.