Throughout the day, my devoted slave has been in a state of frenzy, anxiety consuming her. The dilemma: what gift to present at the birthday celebration. Fear not, my dear, take a seat and relieve yourself, for your presence and thoughtfulness are the true gifts. Here is the package and pump, ready for your unique contribution. Observe the generous collection, a testament to authenticity and guaranteed to spark intrigue. Astonishing, heartfelt, and undeniably entertaining.