In the midst of sleep, I found myself on the brink of a most embarrassing mishap. My bowels were on the verge of bursting with a tremendous amount of waste. I quickly sprang from my bed and darted into the bathroom in a flash. I barely had a moment to spare as I took my place on the floor, and a steady stream of excrement followed. Ah, the exhilaration and release that came over me was indescribable. Any connoisseur of feces would surely appreciate the mound I had produced.