Ouch, ouch, a most unexpected situation, as something emerges from my posterior. I invite you to press your mouth against mine, to receive and collect my offering with your mouth and hands. Witness the bounty I possess, savour the taste, as it is truly delectable. Lick, I implore you, allow your tongue to explore my nether regions, and partake in the delightful experience. Yes, that’s it, lick, lick with fervor, and revel in the pleasure it brings.