Oh dear, what have I done? I’ve defecated all over the couch. I’ve released a large pile of excrement. It’s such a relief and a pleasure, you can’t imagine. The feces crashed to the floor and broke apart into a pile. What a pity that there is no toilet slave at the moment to lick it all up and eat it. A large, delicious pile of feces. But never mind, I will collect it in a tray and save it for the arrival of the toilet slave, so they can enjoy my feces right at the door.