You, the devoted shit-eater, yearn to be a stationary toilet? To remain still for hours on end, waiting for someone to arrive and use your mouth as a toilet? Your filthy mouth, your working tool, should always be open when someone comes to you, ready to remove their underwear. Be prepared to eat the shit faster than it comes out of the ass feeding you. Swallow quickly, bite a little, and swallow immediately without chewing. Now a permanent toilet, enjoy the views of the asses from below, for you now have a perfect overview.