You, the devoted shit-eater, yearn to be a stationary toilet? To remain still for hours, waiting for someone to use your ever-ready mouth as their personal toilet? Your filthy mouth, your working tool, must always be open, ready to spring into action when someone undresses and approaches you. Eat the feces rapidly, biting a little before swiftly swallowing without chewing. Embrace your new role as a toilet bowl, and take pleasure in the view of asses from below, now granted a comprehensive perspective.