Oh, you’ve started eating without my permission? Such impudence! Assume the position and hold the vase. I’m about to prepare a wholesome, nutritious breakfast for you: watermelon and a helping of my own fragrant waste. Yes, you heard that right. Now, open wide and savor every bite. As your mistress, I provide for you, and that includes my daily offerings. Eat it all up, every last morsel. And while you’re at it, you seem to have the urge to defecate. How fitting, a sewer like you, eating and shitting simultaneously. Show your gratitude and clean your plate, for this is a delightful, nourishing breakfast prepared just for you.