Lady Stella and I find ourselves more engrossed in our smartphones than in engaging with a worthless individual such as him. The unadorned truth of reality lays bare our disinterest in him. Your sole purpose is to lavishly lick the filth off of our heels – once that task is completed, you must slink back into your confinement, did you grasp that, you unintelligent, diminutive cur? You pitiful, hapless victim!