I wasn’t joking when I said the cast of Ladies Keeping It Funky is like Game Of Thrones. I warn people not to become too attached to any specific lady, as she could leave at any moment! Most of my ladies (famous porn stars excluded) are real women with real lives, and many come and go for various reasons. Some grow tired of it, while others simply disappear. Some are gone forever, and I try not to burn bridges, but sometimes there are bad breakups, and sometimes some Ladies just can’t be located. Take, for example, today’s returnee, Ms Andretti!
Ms Andretti is a sexy PAWG Italian Cutie who appeared one Christmas three years ago, looking to make some extra holiday money. She only did two clips and then, just like that, she was gone (or should I say “poop” she was gone!). I always hoped to get more clips from her, as people didn’t really get to see much of her, both literally and figuratively speaking. Well, a week ago, I received a surprise email from her asking, “Are you still looking for videos?” I was genuinely shocked! Some of the returning FUNKY ladies are ones I have personally tracked down who responded, but Ms Andretti is the first to track me back down after such a long hiatus!
Not only is she back, but she is thicker than ever and with a vastly improved camera! Enjoy her FUNKY reintroduction in a collection of farts, sharts, and finally, two ploptastic up-close scenes! She is still getting her bearings straight but is a fast learner and has even more clips on deck behind this one! That ass of hers is nice and plump now too! She has only gotten thicker in the three years since I last saw her, and mainly in the place that I like – that Azz! Enjoy her FUNKY reintroduction!