Many have claimed that I relieve myself like a creature of the pasture. In this video, I present to you a demonstration of my most exquisite white girl maneuvers, as I sway and wriggle around, exhibiting my soft and supple curves. When the moment of truth arrives, I position myself over my modest patch of grass and proceed to expel two sizable, voluminous excretions from my posterior, all the while urinating. Moooooooo!