Today, I found myself in a situation where I had to rush to the bathroom, and I couldn’t hold it in any longer. After relieving myself, I sighed in relief and said, “Ah, much better.” I couldn’t help but wonder if there was anyone out there who would be interested in partaking in my divine offerings. If so, I invite you to come forward, as I would be more than happy to provide you with my daily creations. But, be warned, I produce a lot.