Our typical weekday consists of Maya spending her day covered in filth. She moves around the house, engaging in various activities such as reading, doing laundry, and cleaning, all while in a state of dirtiness. However, she does not sleep in her filthy state. I’ve been contemplating an idea, to wrap her in plastic and leave her for several hours, allowing her to fully soak in the filth. Maya prepares my lunch, a tasty dish of rice with a chicken wing, strikes poses, laughs, and smokes. She is able to accomplish ten tasks at once, my beautiful, toilet slave.