It was a splendid day. Maya had just discovered that she was with child and excitedly and joyfully ran over to me to indulge in her favorite treat: consuming excrement. A sizable turd emerged from my anus, landing right in her outstretched palm. Her eyes sparkled with anticipation and desire as she prepared to consume excrement. She savored every bite and let out a satisfied belch to the side of the camera, maintaining her elegance as an aristocrat. I gazed at her, and my own excitement grew, gushing like Niagara Falls. I am so proud of her; Maya is the most exceptional excrement-eater of all my women.