The useless object of training has not been under my guidance for an extended period, and now it must resume its education as a serviceable toilet. Its repeated failures have led it to label itself as worthless, a title it has earned through its own inadequacy. The training session begins with the object masturbating and then consuming its own semen mixed with my urine from a dog bowl. Its sole purpose in existence is to consume the waste of its mistress, a duty it has been conditioned to perform.