I have found it extremely convenient having a human toilet at my disposal, especially when I feel the urge to pee. Today, I have placed “little piss mouth” outside my bedroom door. I am dressed in a seductive outfit, preparing for a date, and I cannot wait any longer. I present my pussy to his mouth and release my divine nectar, pausing only for him to swallow before continuing until I am finished. I then turn around and wipe my asshole all over his face, leaving my scent behind.
I notice that some pee had dribbled down my leg and collected in my shoe, so I take it off and pour it into his mouth as well. I place my smelly heels on his face and leave them there, ensuring that all he can smell is pee, ass, and foot odor for the rest of the day.
Later, I find “lil septic tank” lying on the kitchen floor, on a dog leash where he belongs. I casually spit in his face and get myself a drink from the fridge. Once again, I feel the need to pee and force his face into my sweet pussy, pissing in his mouth for the second time. I use his face to wipe my pussy clean before wiping my ass all over his face, leaving my scent behind. I spit in his face one more time before leaving him lying there, a total loser.