The urge to defecate was overwhelming today, and as soon as I settled onto the toilet, a torrent of dense stool erupted from my bottom. This was followed by a deluge of liquid diarrhea, pouring out in copious amounts. Oh, the pleasure and relief that comes with such a bowel movement is indescribable. Just imagine this mound of feces in the toilet before you. I can tell you’re yearning for me to deposit it straight into your mouth instead.