You’ve been lying in the toilet bowl for days, bored and waiting. But I’m here to liven things up. Open your mouth wide, I’ve been constipated and now you have the pleasure of consuming all the shit that’s been building up in me for two days. Open wider, even wider. My big load is blocking your mouth and throat. Eat, chew, swallow, have fun. I think this is just the beginning and I’ll be back to fill you up again soon.
Are you asleep? Open your eyes! Wake up, toilet bowl, I brought you supplements. I promised to come back. Open your mouth quickly and swallow without chewing, I think I have diarrhea. Get ready, open your throat and just swallow, let the shit slide in. Yes, that’s it, attaman, you should always be ready for any shit, solid or liquid, and in any quantities. I fed you well today, but don’t relax, my husband returns from a business trip this evening.