Come closer, my pet. It’s time for a peculiar tea party! Here’s your bowl and some crackers. But, the main ingredient is still missing. I’ll add my own urine to the bowl and soak the crackers. The pet is famished and devours everything. The last cracker is used by me to dry off my intimate area. Now, it’s time for my special chocolate. Lie down, my slave, with your mouth open! And receive my excrement! Take a few pieces at once so you can savor them while you masturbate until you ejaculate.