I welcome my doormat in the only way fitting, by stepping on him with my brand new All Stars. I take great pleasure in squeezing his face, starting right there, while gripping the chains hanging from the ceiling. I must admit, this doormat is quite sturdy, as I am able to jump on his face, torso, and genitals, while he thanks me and doesn’t even blink. Once I am satisfied with the wear on my shoe rubber, I take them off, wanting to feel his face and swollen belly under my feet as I continue to jump and trample him, before leaving him with his now disfigured face.