The foolish and bungling cook has failed to prepare Christmas dinner for us and our male companions, who will be arriving shortly. We are dressed in alluring and seductive outfits when we step into the kitchen to find him engrossed in watching a soccer game. We are left dumbfounded. To make matters worse, he responds nonchalantly, trying to downplay the gravity of the situation, talking about ready-made meals and broccoli… Now, it’s time to teach this imbecile a lesson, by resetting his brain with slaps! And, the idiot must kiss our shoes. We slap him repeatedly until his face turns as red as a tomato. We take off his hat and throw it on the floor, stomping on it before deciding to go out for dinner.