My friend Leyla and I attempted to ride two unremarkable ponies, but their performance was disappointing. Upon closer inspection, I had a sudden realization – these ponies were better suited for delivering powerful slaps! We positioned ourselves facing each other, still mounted on our ponies, and took turns leaning forward to slap the pony in front of us with increasing intensity. This proved to be a far more enjoyable and satisfying activity than riding them.
Unfortunately, the pony beneath me began to sweat profusely, ruining the illusion. We quickly grew tired of the situation and led the ponies back to the stable, where they belonged.