My friend Samantha and I have two ponies at our disposal for a test run. We waste no time in mounting them, wielding our whips as we take charge. The ponies begin to gallop in opposite directions, bearing the weight of two commanding Amazons who spur them on with kicks and lashes.
My pony starts to perspire, and I quickly place a saddle on its back to keep my jeans clean. We strike their haunches with our boots at the first sign of fatigue, ensuring they get no reprieve. To keep them from catching their breath, we engage in a thrilling speed race!
Who will emerge victorious?