I am indoors, freshly awake. My belly is comfortably full, a result of a large dinner and breakfast. The urge to defecate is strong, and I can’t help but yearn for a human receptacle to replace the ceramic toilet. Who wouldn’t want to take its place? Witness the excrement making its exit… I clean myself with toilet paper and examine the result in the cup. Fancy receiving the used paper? Get in touch with me…