Today is the day of reckoning, as my slave is about to discover. He had better have studied, for I promised him that every mistake he makes will earn him a slap. The subject of today’s lesson is the English language, and it is painfully clear that he is lacking in this area, making even the most basic of errors, such as mixing up numbers, and not even knowing how to translate the one thing he is truly good at – jerking off. His mistakes are becoming more and more egregious, and as a result, my slaps are growing heavier. His ignorance and incompetence are testing my patience, leading me to insult him and spit in his face.