How many times have I instructed this oaf to remain on his knees in my presence? Yet, he either fails to comprehend or deliberately disobeys. I shall now take it upon myself to enlighten him through physical discipline, starting with a well-aimed kick to his groin. The act feels almost instinctual to me. Oddly enough, the pig seems to find excitement in this! How infuriating. I continue to kick him even as he kneels, striking him from behind. When he collapses to the floor, I pounce on his groin and his insignificant manhood. Let’s see if he grasps the lesson now. He rises to all fours, but fails to face the throne. I greet his disobedience with a flurry of kicks to his abdomen, until he assumes the correct position. Truly, it is a challenge to educate some people.