In the comfort of my home, with my new puppy on a leash, I am ready to administer my unique Covid cure to him today. I gently grab him by the neck and explain that the treatment consists of two special doses, both to be taken orally… A few slaps, and I encourage him to open his mouth as I deliver the first dose: my saliva. I spit in his mouth multiple times, and he seems to enjoy and swallow every drop. The second dose will come directly from my bladder, but first, I want to test his mask. I place it in the bowl and begin to wet it with my yellow nectar. The panty is a bit bothersome, so I remove it and place it on his face, covering it completely. After filling the mask and bowl, it’s time for this silly puppy to drink. He laps it up directly from the mask, and once finished, I put it back on his face and send him on his way.