My friend Ludovica and I, exhausted from a long day of shopping, find ourselves soaked and covered in mud due to the heavy rain. Seeking comfort, we settle on the sofa. I promptly summon my boot-shining slave, who promptly arrives, crawling, ready to tend to our needs. He diligently licks off the mud from our boots, his tongue turning black in the process. The scene may be unsightly, but we can’t deny the entertainment and relaxation it brings. We even light cigarettes, puffing away as he polishes our black leather boots to a gleaming shine. Our amusement grows as we extinguish our cigarettes and command him to consume the ashes. Indeed, he serves as our human dustbin, proving his devotion and worth.