I know how much you yearn to consume my divine caviar. You are really hot for it and constantly imagine how awesome it would feel to be my human toilet. However, we both know that there are worlds between fantasy and reality. I like true brave cesspools who can prove their full devotion as my toilet. Poseurs who let themselves be deluded by fantasy and fail miserably in reality are a pain in the ass and exactly these types will be cruelly and mercilessly trained to become shit eaters. After all, it is an absolute honor to serve as my human toilet, and only those who are definitely ready for it get to partake in this privilege! Therefore, you will now submit yourself to this rigorous but ultimately successful Caviar Feast Instruction!!