Ah, the joys of excretion! Observe the sheer quantity of my waste. Now, I shall instruct you in the art of fisting and oral pleasure with a fecal-coated phallus, and perhaps even concurrently. Come along, begin soiling yourself liberally. That’s it, now immerse yourself in the act of digging, I shall lend a hand. Excellent, now your countenance and body are adorned in filth. Come then, commence sucking this unclean appendage, for today I offer sweet excrement.