Slave, how opportune that you are present, as I am compelled to defecate at this very moment. Observe the sheer size and pungent odor of my excrement, a fitting meal for your consumption. What remains, you shall finish off in the morning for breakfast. Indeed, the concoction resembles a soup, adorned with sizable fecal meatballs. This is your nourishment, all prepared for you. However, I must sample my own cooking first, as is proper. Mmm… quite delectable. Begin your meal, consume the feces and urine mixture. Bon appétit.