Gently recline, my pet toilet, and part your lips wider. Ah, the exquisite relief and pleasure that washes over me. Witness the sheer magnitude of my offering, an incredible, elongated excretion stretching to an astounding 35 centimeters in length. This delectable creation is all yours, my cherished consumer, dear Maya. It’s time to savor the scrumptious delight. Ah, yes, the enticing flavor and appearance resemble a pumpkin porridge, a true culinary masterpiece.