Your manhood is insufficient… minuscule! Its diminutive size is an affront to all men with respectable endowments and to women alike, and it is a miracle that you can even stride freely with such a sorry excuse for a phallus. Missy Van Licks, Miss Kasha, and I are performing a public service today, as we are relegating you to a chastity cage – permanently! For a man of your stature, we require a newbie-sized cage. Shame on you! Behold what men with genuine male organs can attain: our lustful latex derrieres! You, however, are only permitted to gawk. Your impotence is the reason for our ardor, and you are rendered futile!