I eagerly anticipate your arrival. You will consume my feces every morning. I produce a substantial amount of waste, daily, even multiple times a day. My excrement will pour from my anus and land directly in your mouth. Following which, you will meticulously clean my anus with your tongue. I will intentionally step into my feces, and you will diligently lick the soles of my shoes. You are nothing, my plaything, my toilet bowl.