I suspect my maid, Kat, of being a voyeur. When she’s at home, she frequently sends me videos of herself urinating and defecating. “Good morning, my Mistress. Now I will piss and shit for you,” she says. And she does. She goes to the outdoor toilet in the winter, wearing only shorts and slippers with bare feet, in temperatures as low as 20-30 degrees Celsius. Steam rises around her as she relieves herself, seemingly enjoying the experience. I’m both shocked and thrilled by her behavior.