In this video, I utilize my human toilet for their intended purpose, first urinating and then defecating. However, I pay them no mind, instead using them as a spittoon and ashtray. I proceed to relieve myself, filling their mouth with both urine and feces. Once I have finished, they are left to hold everything inside their mouth, eventually consuming and savoring their unsanitary meal, even licking their filthy fingers – my “chocolate” – clean.