Other men may take issue with their partners attempting to dominate them, but I am not one of them. I arrived home one day to find her, ready to defecate on my face. Who was I to decline? I allowed her to whip my body until it stung, then commanded me to lie down and accept my fate. Soon after, I felt the warmth of her feces on my mouth. She forced me to consume her excrement, then spit in my mouth for good measure.