Every time I need to defecate, I am filled with a deep sense of melancholy and sadness. There is nothing I desire more than to relieve myself in the mouth of a willing slave, and I never feel remorse for doing so. Today, the young clerk who begged me on Twitter to serve as my human toilet will experience this honor. Dreams do come true, and this slave has been given a daunting task: to serve as my personal receptacle for waste. I treated him as a container for my excrement, and when a large, warm pile filled his mouth, I began to chastise and whip him mercilessly. I know that only harsh commands will cause him to swallow quickly, and I will not tolerate any wasting of my precious time. Once the act of consumption is complete, the slave can only thank me for the warm welcome and the meal. This slave has promised to clean and eat my waste for me again in the future. I know that you, too, harbor a secret desire to become my toilet. If you wish to make this dream a reality, be sure to email me after watching the video: I want to become your human toilet, I want to eat your waste every day.