Hinata’s peculiar fetish was to postpone her bowel movements for as long as she could, only to finally relieve herself during her visits to me. I am, indeed, a human toilet, ladies and gentlemen, and I can assure you that I have the most extraordinary job in the world. Hinata’s anus gaped like never before when I looked, stretching to nearly 2 inches, and I witnessed the most colossal turd I have ever seen in my life. The turd was an unpleasant greenish-brown hue, and its head was so large that it would make puppies look small in comparison. She let out an explosive fart as the tip emerged, followed by the rest of her enormous turd, which was as thick as a small forearm. The turd went on and on, surpassing a foot in length as it reached down to my open mouth. The shit tasted musty and aged, with a hint of bitterness and saltiness in some parts. My mouth filled with salty saliva as I devoured it all in one continuous, unbroken shit anaconda, fit for royalty.