Fujiko rushed to my room, her belly heavily distended. This mature mother of four has always been my favorite. Her diet, rich in meat, peanuts, and soups, has proven to be an excellent mix in more ways than one. I am particularly fond of her lovely anus, which balloons to over an inch before opening wide like a blossoming flower. The vast space within accommodates the largest of turds, and I often imagine diving into it, eager to lick and eat every last morsel. The scent of her rancid, day-old excrement fills the air as she farts, readying herself for the rough, sausage-like turd she is about to release. She pinches her eyes shut, wincing slightly as the oversized turd makes its way down her rectum (it’s too large!) and pushes against her tiny butthole, eager to escape. The pungent aroma enlivens me – it’s musty and robust, with a faint hint of coffee. The rough tip emerges, quickly followed by the larger body of the turd. I open my mouth, eager to receive her offering.