Ah, the desire to defecate is overwhelming. My dearest shit connoisseurs, I have prepared a special morning treat for you today – strawberries with feces. I am defecating with great pleasure, knowing that you will soon be savoring it. It is your feces now, and you shall consume it with delight. I will meticulously dip each berry in my excrement and feed them to you, one by one. Bon appétit, my beloved feces-eaters.