Good morning my loyal toilet, I long for sleep but your service is required. Come closer, my dear potty, for I must relieve myself. Open wide and prepare to receive, for I shall defecate and urinate into your welcoming mouth. Swallow it all, every last drop, and ensure you remain thoroughly drunk on my waste. Ah, the pleasure of morning relief in the mouth of a devoted slave. And once I am finished, clean me thoroughly with your tongue, for you are both my toilet paper and bowl. Excellent work, now return to your place.