Our bladders are filled to the brim, and our patient requires urgent treatment. Miss Kasha and I urinate into two glasses, filling a funnel with our golden champagne. The vibrant yellow liquid is a sight to behold. We administer the medication through a hose, ensuring not a single drop is wasted. Following this, we cleanse the patient’s mouth with our saliva, a necessary rinse. Preparations for the next step of our treatment plan are underway. First on the agenda, the removal of the catheter…