I had secluded myself in a hallowed Indian ashram to master the arts of yoga and meditation. Hardly the ideal setting for scat porn, one might argue. Yet, I couldn’t be bothered. In fact, the illicit nature of it all only served to heighten my arousal.
The stringent ashram diet, primarily comprised of beans, had left me feeling unbearably gassy. My classes were a grueling test of my ability to maintain a death grip on my sphincter, as I fought to contain my foul emissions.
Finally, I retreated to the sanctuary of my chamber, granting you a privileged view of my colossal, relieving discharge!