The situation has reached the 96-hour mark. I’ve put off finding a solution to the unbearably foul-smelling mess in the toilet for an entire extra day. The stench is overpowering, and I know for certain that I would vomit if I took a deep breath.
I strolled through the ashram, trying to appear as innocent as possible while frantically searching for a rectangular object that might help me unclog the toilet. I found a flat rock and had to venture into forbidden territory to retrieve it. Thankfully, I managed to avoid getting caught. I have no idea what my excuse would have been.
It’s time to clean up this mess! But I really need to defecate. I can’t hold it in any longer, so I release a large, warm, steamy, and foul-smelling log on top of the nauseating mass of urine and feces that has been building up over the past four days. What a relief! I hope that the result of my desperate clean-up attempt will also bring relief…
Watch as I struggle to extract myself from this predicament. Please feel free to join in with your own “dick in hand,” as my struggles always result in your pleasure! That’s what makes struggling so enjoyable for me. 😉