Ah, the feeling of contentment! Defecating in one’s pants upon waking up in the morning is a unique experience that brings a sense of satisfaction. It’s just unfortunate that there isn’t a devoted shit-eater around to clean up after me. How delightful it would be to have someone who eats all my shit, right after I relieve myself every morning.
Hey there, you! If you’re the one who’s going to eat it all, then you better prepare yourself for the task at hand. Gather it all in your mouth, savor the taste, and lick it clean. You’ll need to wash my soiled underwear using your own mouth as well. Eat, my dear shit-eater, and enjoy the deliciousness that I have to offer.