Oh, little bro! All you do is spend your days playing video games! Don’t you want to meet women? Or are you too afraid? You put women on a pedestal, and it’s driving me crazy! Don’t you realize that women are just like you? Farting, burping, sneezing… defecating! We’re really not that delicate, and I’m going to show you something that will help you out. Run and grab me a plate and some toilet paper, let’s get those expectations in check so you can start dating with confidence! I’m happy to help – I mean – that’s what big sisters are for! xo Bastienne 