My parents take great pride in their luxurious toilet, equipped with an automatic lid, self-heating seat, and a myriad of deluxe features, all accessible through a remote control. This opulence only enhances my pleasure as I fill it with voluminous servings of foul-smelling waste! Here, I relish a satisfying bowel movement, bending slightly to ensure smooth passage of the logs. This stance also provides an exquisite perspective of my generously proportioned derriere, which is fully on display as the contents are evacuated. Subsequently, I present a detailed view of my sizable offering, enabling you to admire it in its entirety. If only you could catch a whiff, the aroma is absolutely delightful…